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Pappu Apni Gav Ki Garlfrend Ko Leker Hotal Men Gaya Water Ne Pucha: Kya Loge? Garlfrend: Sabjiyon Wali Gujhiya Water: Vo Kya Hota Hai? Pappu Bola: Ye Momos Mang Rahi Hai
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Pappu Pahle Din Skool Gaya Techer: Aaj Aapka Skool Men Pahla Din Hai Kuch Puchna Ho To Puch Sakte Ho Pappu: Yaha Chhuttiyan Kab Se Shuru Hongi?